To kakashikurtis
Actually, aside from the clone thing, Kirby can do all that by eating a BioSpark. It's called NINJA KIRBY. Really, have you never eseen the Kirby SNES games?
1)California
2)Bolivia
3)Hawaii (NOT)
4)Japan
5)Iraq (good luck living)
6)Switzerland
7)Somewhere in Mid to Southern Africa (Everything below Kenya and Egypt kinda go downhill)
At this point, I wouldn't be surprized if Kirby has been eaten alive or dies from massive stomach ache (once he hits Japan that is)